You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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