I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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