I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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