): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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