you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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