Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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