the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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