Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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