I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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