Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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