Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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