So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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