There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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