NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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