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I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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