Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
