i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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