I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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