I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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How external is "for external use only"?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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