Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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