if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I smell stomach acid.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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