I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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