he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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