BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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