I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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