belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
