Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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