I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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