You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was confusing and full of hummus
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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