omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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