Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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