I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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