I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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