just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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