Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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