he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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