just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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