Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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