are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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