I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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