I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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