So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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