O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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