Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Do vagina's smell?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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