I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
This baby is an asshole
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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