It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm always down for nudity.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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