Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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