You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How external is "for external use only"?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize