Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We're too hungover to prance.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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