and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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