I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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