doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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