I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we're making bets on your personal life
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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