Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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