Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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